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TEENs Pick the Funniest Poems, No More Homework No More Tests, A Bad Case of . Writing poems can be fun when you juggle all the words and the rhythms together to make them exciting. Logicians used to clap a proposition, As justices do criminals, in prison, And, in as learn'd authentic nonsense, writ The names of all their moods and figures fit; For a logician's one that has been broke To ride and pace his reason by the book; And by their rules, and precepts, and examples, To put his wits into a kind of trammels.

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Fragmentary fossil!. 372 Spontaneous Us 287 Swans sing before they die: 'twere no bad thing. .231 Sweet Nea! — for your lovely sake. .. . 115 The auld wife sat at her ivied door. .. . 82 The beauteous Ethel's father has a. .. .123 The blessed Poster-girl leaned out. .. . 186 The editor sat with his head in his hands. .. 177 The frugal crone, whom praying priests attend. . 370 The maid, as by the papers doth appear. .. 331 The mountain and the squirrel 129 The night-mist dim and darkling 288 The night was thick and hazy 13 The " Orchids " were as tough a crowd. .. . 148 " The proper way for a man to pray ". . • • 188 The sun is in the sky, mother, the flowers are springing fair 19 The sun was shining on the.sea 333 " There is no God," the wicked saith. .. . 140 There was a lady liv'd at Leith 173 There was a negro preacher, I have heard 76 There was once a little man, and his rod and line he took 200 There were three sailors of Bristol city. .. 236 There's doubtless something in domestic doings. . 371 There's some is born with their straight legs by natur 233 There's somewhat on my breast, father. . .319 They may talk of love in a cottage. .. . 346 They nearly strike me dumb 338 They tell us that Woman was made of a rib. . 88 They went to sea in a sieve, they did. .. . 312 This is the bait 259 Thou happy, happy elf! 151 Thou shalt have one God only; who. .. . 140 Thou who, when fears attack 20 Tim Turpin he was gravel blind 44 Time has a magic wand 206 To Lake Aghmoogenegamook 152 " To me, I swear, you're a volume rare — ". .. 225 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves. .. . 212 'Twas on a lofty vase's side 260 'Twas on the shores that round our coast. .. 6 Two web foot brothers loved a fair. .. . 347 Two Yankee wags, one summer day. .. . 261 Uncle Peter Tascus Runnels has been feeble some of late 357 Upon ane stormy Sunday 376 We love thee, Ann Maria Smith 320 Well, if ever I saw such another man since my mother bound my head. .. .. .. 156 Werther had a love for Charlotte. .. .231 We've fought with many men acrost the seas. . 336 We've lived for forty years, dear wife. .. • 3*7 What, he on whom our voices unanimously ran. . 373 What makes you come here fer, Mister. .. 69 What motley cares Corilla's mind perplex. .. 301 What, what, what 5 When Chapman billies leave the street. .. . 134 When deeply in love with Miss Emily Pryne. .161 When Dido found iEneas would not ceme •.. . 326 When like a bud my Julia blows 96 When man and maiden meet, I like to see a drooping eye 268 When Mary Ann Dollinger got the skule daown thar on Injun Bay 230 Whenas to shoot my Julia goes 149 Whene'er with haggard eyes I view. .. . 155 Where shall I begin with the endless delights. . 91 Whereas, on certain boughs and sprays. .. 36 Which I wish to remark 1 Who has e'er been in London, that overgrown place. 292 " Who stuffed that white owl ?"

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O, she melted the hearts Of the swains in them parts; So lovely the Widow Malone, O hone! Did you find what I sang erewhile so hard to follow, to understand? All the summer there was no want; and now began to come in store of fowl, as winter approached, of which this place did abound when they came first (but afterward decreased by degrees). If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

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Imprisonment for Life his sentence saith: I'm very glad you mentioned it — it might have been for Death! " Release him with a ticket — he'll be better then, no doubt, And tell him I apologize." There is no given meter (or arrangement of the words in the line), and no rhyme scheme, yet Whitman manages to put strong emotional sentiment into his words. Well, having thus wooed Miss McFlimsey, and gained her, With the silks, crinolines, and hoops that contained her, I had, as I thought, a contingent remainder At least in the property, and the best right To appear as its escort by day and by night; And it being the week of the Stuckups' grand ball, — Their cards had been out for a fortnight or so, And set all the Avenue on the tiptoe, — I considered it only my duty to call And see if Miss Flora intended to go.

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An' Sinitor Moran An' Alderman Doran Is inside, a-roarin' F'r justice, ye thafe! " 'Way up in Tammany Hall They's a gintleman layin' f'r you! ' What's this,' sez he, ' I hear? ' sez he — An' the air, bedad, grew blue! ' Well, I nivver did hear av such gall! And much his subjects were enchanted, As well all Lamas' subjects may be. Thus should an honest laureate write of kings — Not praise them for imaginary things; I own I can not make my stubborn rhyme Call every king a character sublime; For conscience will not suffer me to wander So very widely from the paths of candor.

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Frederick Locker-Lampson SYMPATHY A knight and a lady once met in a grove While each was in quest of a fugitive love; A river ran mournfully murmuring by, And they wept in its waters for sympathy. " Oh, never was knight such a sorrow that bore! " " Oh, never was maid so deserted before! " " From life and its woes let us instantly fly, And jump in together for company! " They searched for an eddy that suited the deed, But here was a bramble and there was a weed; " How tiresome it is! " said the fair, with a sigh; So they sat down to rest them in company.

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And, oh, had you heard, as together we walk'd Through that beautiful forest, how sweetly he talk'd; And how perfectly well he appear' d, Doll, to know All the life and adventures of Jean Jacques Rousseau! — " 'T was there," said he — ^not that his words I can state — 'T was a gibberish that Cupid alone could translate; — But " there," said he (pointing where, small and remote, The dear Hermitage rose), " there his Julie he vn-ote, Upon paper gilt-edged, without blot or erasure, Then sanded it over with silver and azure, And — oh, what will genius and fancy not do? — Tied the leaves up together with nompareille blue !"

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Samuel Lover Oh, yes, we've be'n fixin' up some sence we sold that piece o' groun' Fer a place to put a golf-lynx to them crazy dudes from town. (Anyway, they laughed like crazy when I had it specified, Ef they put a golf-lynx on it, thet they'd haf to keep him tied.) But they paid the price all reg'lar, an' then Sary says to me, " Now we're goin' to fix the parlor up, an' settin'-room," says she. To erring zeal they gave new laws, Thy charms, Liberty, the cause, That blends congenial rays.

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Feyther 'ad ammost nowt; leastways 'is munny was 'id. Maid of aU work, as a part Of my dinner, cook a heart; Or, since such a dish is best, Give me that, and leave the rest. Recent visitors to this page are represented by dots on the map below. Grive me, my love, that billing kiss I taught you one delicious night, When, turning epicures in bliss, We tried inventions of delight. Poetry Out Loud fosters a connection between all who participate. The literary critic Geoffrey Hartman has used the phrase "the anxiety of demand" to describe contemporary response to older poetic traditions as "being fearful that the fact no longer has a form", building on a trope introduced by Emerson.

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The bells rung out a triple bob: Oh, how our widow's heart did throb, And thus she heard their burden go, " Marry, mar-marry, mar-Gruillot 1" Bells were not then left to hang idle: A week, — and they rang for her bridal But, woe the while, they might as weU Have rung the poor dame's parting knelL The rosy dimples left her cheek. And kissing full sense into empty words. Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It's hardly a position rad, "There once was a compromise deal, "How dare you smoke that evil grass!

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